Say what?!

These are actual things Cameron has said this week - no joke...

1.  I'd just gotten Jacie down from the table after dinner..
Me:  "There you go, little Buddha Belly Baby"
Cameron:  "Booger Baby?"
Me:  "No, Buddha.  He like...this really fat guy with a giant belly."
Cameron:  "Dad?"
HA HA HA!!!

2. Me: "Cam, only girls grow up to be moms. Boys grow up to be..."

Cameron: "Chickens!"

3.  "When I grow up I'll be a chicken and a monkey and a dad."

4.  "I'm a big boy to take a bath.  Not a shower...that would be WEIRD!"
5.  "Laughing when you fart doesn't make sense. Crying does."

I NEVER KNEW!

This kid is hilarious!